I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
damn, i’ve never heard of this one before..hell yea
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead