true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
The guy Sheldon accidentally propositions is actually his IRL boyfriend. I could barely contain my glee.
thATS JUST SO CUTE
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.